Notes to Self

1. No matter how awesome their dreads are, a hairstyle is not a good enough reason to have sex with someone. (Especially someone you've just met and who you're going to be seeing a lot of.)
   
2. Do not joke with recent exes about having sex. Especially not when they're drunk. Especially not via text message.
3. Less alcohol + less boyfriends = way more productivity. (More coffee helps too.)
   
4. You know things are bad when Eminem lyrics apply to current relationships in your own life.
5. Maybe don't continue fucking someone who you can't even maintain a friendship with without getting into constant fights and feeling shitty all the time. For real. Refer back to #1.
6. When a relationship consistently goes well UNTIL one of you opens your mouth, refer back to #5. Also see #s 2, 3, and 4. And, of course, #1.